krist and the carrot

embarrassing asf.

"cum" as you are *tumbles over and dies*

Warning: this book is a joke and making fun of shit like this lol, gay ass over the top unfunny nirvana (I'm a huge nirvana fan, Kurt had an actual skat kink he'll be fine)

Dave and the mashed potatoes

Dave has a very big obsession with mashed potatoes. His friends, Kurt and Krist, are worried about him. But Dave dosen't care. Read to find out what happens next! Also this will sound a lot like My strange addiction (A very good show about people who have, well, strange addictions).

Check The Basement

Dave has kidnapped Kurt and has been keeping him locked in his basement. Will Kurt ever escape or will he devolve feelings for this crazy man?

Missing

Kurt confessed his feelings for Dave, but Dave only laughed at him, so Kurt decided to kidnap him.

Need You

Kurt is a stripper. On Dave's birthday his sister buys Kurt for him. Dave has fallen in love with Kurt but Kurt is already in an abusive relationship. What will Dave do?

Pregnant? (Mpreg)

Dave gets Kurt pregnant.

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