was only 9 years old >I loved Betty so much, I had all the merchandise and movies >I pray to Betty every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given >"Betty is love" I say; "Betty is life" >My dad hears me and calls me a Loser. >I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Betty >I called him a Dweeb ...
🚫18+🚫 (Just a warning, I know some if y'all aren't 18 👀) Yes this is purely satire but I promise it will be interesting. I'm going to update whenever and idk if I'll even finish it so bear with me 😹 Also smut and swearing warning for gay and hetero seggs 👁👅👁 All of you reading this are going to hell so I'll se...
Y/N is a shy and clumsy 4'1 ft sm0l garl with long ass crusty blonde hair and ocean, sapphire, emerald, gold, amethyst, lagoon blue eyes, which change to pink, seacrest, grenat, wisteria eyes (I watched those 'rare colors u prolly never heard of' tiktoks for this) when the full moon comes out. She lived in poor circ...
I got this idea in my biology class. We were watching a video where two cows did the stable salsa. This scene opened the creative part of my brain, so I decided to write a romantic love story. I hope you enjoy <3 Heather is a shy cow but hopelessly in love with the school bully Keaton. Everything was going well until...
hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.
how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋
when two young star crossed lovers happen to be in a line together at subway, an unusual, yet romantic tune starts playing, could this change their lives forever...?
This incredible story written by me is obviously about Donald Trump and Trisha Paytas the best couple ever. This story may get a bit intense so TW
SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?
