There once was- well... still is- a town that goes by the name Sandwich. Sandwich, Massachusetts. No, this is not a joke. Look it up. Anyways... and in this lovely town were lovely, lovely people. Most people here have a normal life with normal friends; most people follow the rules, keep within their boundaries, colo...
❝ Sometimes, awkward moments can lead to great ones. ❞ a collection of short stories about awkward moments (on hold) (may or may not contain a lot of swearing)
→ finished ← Claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Alaska Gouramie doesn't leave the house much. She whiles her days away nurturing her goldfish, Gordon. Her life is passing her by. Elver Harrison James is scared of fish. He won't go near the pond at the bottom of his garden. He will do anything to stay away from those wate...