Comebacks Are My Second Language

100 Awesome Comebacks for your pleasure :-)

The Moon Princess (DISCONTINUED!)

Alexis Rose is the werewolf princess, the heir to the throne. Born on December the 17th, the night of a full moon, she shares the same birth date as the first ever werewolf. On that night, the Moon Goddess blessed Alexis, a very rare situation. The prophecy told of a she-wolf, fur the colour of moonlit water and how s...

He's No Good - Zayn Malik

WARNING: This contains mature content such as sex, drugs, violence. Zoe Fray has just moved to Bradford when she meets Zayn - a guy from her neighborhood who's got the looks of a Calvin Klein model, and an arrogant yet alluring bad boy attitude...

The Little Mermaid's Secret Daughter (Niall Horan FanFiction)

A girl named Winter is living a normal life if you think being a mermaid, having powers, and being the secret daughter of the little mermaid is normal. She lives in a place called "Fairy Tale Land" Her sister Melanie and her posse are a complete bitch to her. Her mother died. And her father was her only friend in the...

Agent Mommy (Sequel to 'Agent 16'; Louis Tomlinson Fanfic)

Have you ever wondered what it's like to have two children, a popstar boyfriend, & being a FBI agent? It's not easy. Clover's back in a whole new way that will test her brain, strength, & her abilities. Clover must go back to.... High School. But when her family's in danger who will she put first? The agency or her fa...

Agent 16 (One Direction's Louis Tomlinson Action-Adventure/Romance FanFic)

Most Hight School teenage girls go to school, do girly stuff & hang with friends, right? Not for me. Hi, names Clover Jane Williams & I am Agent 16. I work for the FBI & best on the squad! & I know what you're thinking. But you're in High School! I became an agent at 14 when my dad took me out to dinner with his boss...

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I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Beware of the Frat Boy // Louis Tomlinson *Slow Updates*

[Formally known as My Missing Half] Louis Tomlinson is your typical frat boy. He drinks, smokes, parties, and sleeps with a different girl every night. He's a conceited jerk who doesn't give a damn about anyone, but himself. He doesn't take no for an answer, and gets whatever he wants. The girls practically worship hi...