Alpha Mate: A Parody

When 16 year Unique Name ™ found her hot and rich mate Damien under unpredictable circumstances, her story progresses like every other werewolf book on wattpad. *** This is a parody of wattpad werewolf clichés because, well, no one can stop me from writing it. Cover made by @FiftyShadesOfTimmy

Sold to One Direction

Emma Gucci was a normal girl, living her totay basic ife. The suddenly on her eighteenth bday, her horrilbe mother sold her one direction! Now she live s in a house with them as their slave! What will she do!!11? Note: This is purely for fun and as a joke since there are so many of these out there. I sincerely apologi...