ShrekXBread

This is the sequel to my first story, 'ShrekXDonkey'. Some people were asking, "What happens next?" and I thought I might as well tell you. By the way... Do you know what you are? A desperate, horny fucker. WHY ARE YOU READING THIS, YOU FREAK?!

Dear God

A novel written by Jeremy Watson. - After living his life completely under the roof of God, Ishmael Collin finds himself struck with anger when his senior year gets damped, and by the worst possible surprise. Valedictorian and adopted son of the school's headmaster, Ish becomes unable to control his own thoughts whe...