meat stick. | draco malfoy
a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!
"𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆" "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕" - - - In which he returns to Basilwether to face her; his oldest friend, closest companion, greatest regret, and handmaid. - - - Inspired by Little Women - - -
Tbh you can't tell me Lewis and Clark didn't fuck at least once during their whole expedition
His chilling cry that night touched her soul, and this time Talia ran toward the sound. The corridors of the castle were filled with cries of desperation. His voice had touched a chord deep inside. Could she save him or would it be too late? Who was he? At that moment it didn't matter to Talia; she needed to try...
Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE