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  • meat stick. | draco malfoy
    58.4K 895 10

    a SATIRE book made to mock "y/n" fics!

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  • 𝑰𝑵𝑲 • 𝑻𝒆𝒘𝒌𝒆𝒔𝒃𝒖𝒓𝒚 / 𝑳𝒐𝒖𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒅𝒈𝒆
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    "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒍𝒊𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆" "𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕" - - - In which he returns to Basilwether to face her; his oldest friend, closest companion, greatest regret, and handmaid. - - - Inspired by Little Women - - -

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  • Lewis and Clark
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    Tbh you can't tell me Lewis and Clark didn't fuck at least once during their whole expedition

  • Voices Deep Inside (Book 1)
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    His chilling cry that night touched her soul, and this time Talia ran toward the sound. The corridors of the castle were filled with cries of desperation. His voice had touched a chord deep inside. Could she save him or would it be too late? Who was he? At that moment it didn't matter to Talia; she needed to try...

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  • Fixing brocken dracko
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    Mcaighleigh Snifflecock is a transfer to hogwarts school for wizardry and witchness. She is so timid and week and feels so alone on her first day, and it gets worse when a tasty,delicious man called dracko Malfoy comes into her life. THIS IS A JOKE