Jamaican Jokes
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When Xavier Thompson was told that he was moving from Montego Bay to the capital, Kingston, he was hardly amused or optimistic. How else would anyone feel if their mother had passed away from breast cancer? Little does he know that at a famed institution, he will be welcomed to a group of students that can relate to h...
" How yuh fe mek a bwoy without passport tell yuh seh yuh a di prettiest girl inna di world??" Ask Alli nuh... She mus know... Then again, wah yuh nuh know,bigga dan yuh
The title basically says everything. N. B. This should only be read by Jamaicans. I may or may not use standard English in my updates
Things that Jamaican's would do and say in certain circumstances. -Laugh a little -Enjoy -No negativity This story contains the use of the Jamaican Creole (Patois) @yardgirl101 All rights reserved®
Written in Jamaican patois (patwah) Tanya have har good man but shi find harself falling fi wah next bwoy, dis time wah bad bwoy.. Two man, one gal. But which one a di man dem shi ga choose?.
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say that you find your mate and he's hot and your Alpha! Say that he accepts you and your just so happy!. Say that you've fallen for him so hard you even fell under his hand. by that meaning he persuaded you to sleep with him. Your oooh sooo happy and felt so connected with him even more , felt as a whole with him...
"How dare you fucking disobey me," He grits his teeth clenching his fists while glaring at me. "Please let me go, I promise I won't say anything to anyone," I beg tears sliding down my cheeks slowly backing away from him. "Didn't I make myself clear already? You will never escape from here." My heart sinks down to my...
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