(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*
Hey everybody, before we start I just want to let you know that I know demigods cannot have phones. Also these are just random texts I found on the internet.... All i did was Demigodafiy them... DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!!!! Stay cra cra! ~ Cat.
Many stories between you and Nico. Whether you're married to him, dating him, or simply just his best friend, it will always end up with you meeting the Ghost King. (COMPLETED. IS NOW SLOWLY BEING EDITED.) -
Rant of everything wrong in PJO fan fics. From cringey plot lines to just the smallest things that make me wanna burn my eyes out. Read if you think any PJO fanfic is cringey and are looking for someone to agree with.
When the Seven, Thalia, Nico and Clarisse are asked to go on a quest to Hogwarts, to befriend a few wizards, the golden trio and their friends to be exact. But the golden trio are suspicious of this new bunch.... they're not normal wizards. Will the demigods be able to keep their secret or will the golden trio find ou...
Percy's angry. I mean come on, there are other demigods in the world! So why is it him who has to go to Hogwarts? And who on earth thought it would be a good idea for him to teach??? But when something goes horribly wrong who can Percy turn for for help? Friendships will be tested, sacrifices will be made and lives wi...
Another prophecy, another quest. Seven demigods enrol as students at the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry. They're hoping to help the wizards and witches defeat...well, they have no idea. The poor demigods get an overflow of homework and boredom (or not?) as they wait for something to happen. But the Tita...
When Nico Di Angelo is kidnapped by Greek terrorist, Kronos, a mysterious secret agent comes the rescue. But protecting him is a challenge as the agent is wanted dead by multiple spy agencies. Now Nico and the ex-spy who only goes by the codename 'Percy Jackson' must work together and stop Kronos, all while uncovering...
Nico didn't see why Hecate wanted him of all people teaching her pets. They went through a war, they don't know how to cope, she said. I want you to help them with that. Besides do to your experience in the underworld your one of the few demigods who know about my wizards. Besides the only position open is Defence Ag...
A PJO/HP crossover. Centered around Nico. All in a day's work as the Prince of Darkness. A one shot for now... Disclaimer: All characters and story owns by respective owners Rick Riordan and JK Rowling.
It should have been me. That single sentence on repeat in Nico di Angelo's mind. Nico di Angelo's life was perfectly normal for a wizard in his fourth year at Hogwarts. That is until he and his friends get wrapped up in a series of murders. The once normal group of drama-stricken friends investigate the murders all wh...
(I own the cover) What if Nico wandered out of the hotel by himself before he and Bianca were supposed to be taken out? What if he accidentally shadow traveled to Gotham City? What if he met the Joker there and was adopted by him? (Warnings: cursing, violence, gore, torture, death, and experimentation on human) Don't...
Nico, Will, Piper and Hazel are "Chosen" by the primordials. AKA one god is trying to kill them and the rest think they can complete any quest thrown at them. But what will happen when the chosen four are sent to Hogwarts?
Popular girl, archery superstar, and daughter of the billionaire Hades di Angelo, Bianca's life should've been a breeze. But after her mother dies in a plane crash, her family falls apart, and she's forced to grow up fast. Now a senior in high school, her life's never been more complicated. Why does Thalia stay with L...
(The rewritten version is up) What if Nico had a younger brother? One that wants to take over the world? Not just the world, but wants to achieve immortality? Nico wanted a quiet life-as quiet as a demigod can get. Instead, he gets kidnapped by the Order of the Phoenix and is judged by the actions of his half brother...
Nico has a problem with shadowtravelling and therefore getting into weird situations. What happens when in one of those times he meets the famous Harry Potter. The one who cheated death. I do not own any of the characters or most of the plot. They belong to JK Rowling and Rick Riordan. I also do not own the artwork in...
I woke up in the middle of the night to a loud thud coming from the big house, I ran to the lobby to see Jason, Piper, Leo and Percy, all crowed around a bloody black haired boy, as I got closer I recognized the face... it was Nico.
When Thalia and Nico ask Percy about some scars they saw on his side he freaks out and yells them to forget about it. That doesn't go over very well with them. They want to know what happened to their cousin/brother. To save Percy from questioning Hestia sends Thalia and Nico back in time before Percy knew he was a de...
Nico di Angelo couldn't stay in one place. It just wasn't how he functioned. Will Solace kept him grounded, gave him a home to return to, but Nico still had to be on the move. Harry Potter's quite frankly had enough. He's been stuck at Privet Drive for the whole of the summer holidays with inadequate answers and lette...
Nico Di Angelo has recently married Will Solace and was spending their last year at Camp in peace making plans for a new life with his husband in New York. However after Hecate's sudden appearance at Camp to send some demigods to protect Hogwarts Nico reveals his hidden wizarding bloodline. He, Will, Drew Tanaka, Rey...
The original photo I used for the cover I found on Google, all credit goes to the artist who created it, I just added the title and my user for reference to the book. If the artist at any time finds this and asks me to take the cover off I will gladly do so, I am not looking to take credit for their art. Nico Di Ang...
I will take constructive criticism. Now, it is exactly as the title suggests - one shots that include ( but not limited to): Fluff Smut Lemon Angst( but I will cry) It may mention other ships such as Jercy and Piperbeth and I will definitely take suggestions. They will mostly be Aus but who knows? None of the char...
Nico di Angelo is a Guardian--a near-human species that has gone nearly extinct and is hardly known outside of minority religious circles. In the nearby village, he's known instead as the Monster due to the king's relentless hunting teams sent to find and kill the strange entity. Will Solace is having a particularly...
Throughout all of Nico's childhood he wrote on his skin waiting for an answer. One never came. Throughout all his life, Will waited for his skin to bloom colors. He soon gave up and believed he didn't have a soulmate at all. Different time periods and time being sped up and warped caused the two demigods too believe...
Will and Nico go to Hogwarts fanfic: Previously called 'A Wizard's Harmony' Will lived in England for a year and is asked to go back; Nico is still keeping secrets, and Hecate has a issued a new quest. The golden trio is going back to school after defeating Voldemort; and a new foe is lurking in the shadows. All path...
Nico and Will finally live a happy life, and they are together at last. But what happens when Lady Hecate and Chiron sends them on a quest? The quest isn't even in America. Will they find new friends or new enemies? And what is this Sonology all about? Will they stay undercover as students or will they reveal themselv...
Harry Potter and crew are invited back for a redo of seventh year, due to events beyond their control. Nico And Will Solace are going to Hogwarts as well, due to events beyond their control. And they aren't going willingly. And they're teaching. Oh, what joy to be a demigod. Oh what joy to be married. Oh, what joy, wh...
