Violets are Actually Purple
I know I'm supposed to write a description here but instead, I believe there should be a warning. WARNING: THIS BOOK MAY CONTAIN THINGS THAT ARE BOTH CHEESY AND CORNY, LIKE THE POEM VERSION OF CHEDDAR POPCORN. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO CRINGE AND MOVE ON, YOU MAY NOT WANT TO READ THIS WRITTEN PROOF OF MY INSANITY.