Running With Scissors

Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive! ***** When douchebag lawyer Peter Katz gets diagnosed with terminal cancer, he wants to die painlessly. Still, death seems to elude his every attempt, so he hir...

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DON'T STOP LAUGHING

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NOT MY PROPERTY!!!! I changed the name of the book because I didn't like how I originally named it.