Jokes, Comebacks & Pickup Lines

- the most cheesiest jokes 😬 - the most brutal comebacks 😖 - the most corniest pickup lines 😟

Good For Gone

Bowen was a lonely girl who filled her days by running down rural country roads. But that quickly changed when she discovered a decomposing body in an old shack. But, somehow, he wasn't dead. In fact, he was getting better, his fatal wounds healing themselves from beyond the grave. And from the moment he opened his...

Pickup Lines | ✔

Just a bunch of pick up lines that will make you laugh and smile. These pick up lines are not mine. • Third Place Winner for The Flavored Awards 2018 !

Pickup Lines

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I literally did this when I was 13, plz don't judge me. I still did this for y'alls entertainment though so, enjoy the cringe. :D warning: viewer discretion advised.

Excuse me what? {Davekat}

Popular/unpopular. Karkat Vantas has been homeschooled by his brother Kankri. He got tired of all the lecturing and decided to enroll into a high school as a seniors with straight A's. As a 5ft troll Karkat doesn't exactly fit in. In size and popularity. On the other hand Dave Strider is considered the most popular ki...

This weird feeling {Davekat}

A certain Asshat named Dave Strider has been picking on young Karkat Vantas. He's bullied Karkat all of middle school and high school. It's senior year. But what's his motive? Why does he do it? Karkat has an online friend. He talks to him on a daily. But who is his online friend? (This is a crappie fanfic because I'd...

Healing Wounds {Davekat}

THIS IS A BOOK 2!!! PLEASE READ THE FIRST ONE "PORCELAIN SMILE"!!! If you don't you won't have any idea what's happening. Yeah. Characters aren't mine. They are Hussies. Please understand that. Also this ship is partially canon so don't come after me.anyway. Read first book. Yadda yadda. Done. Enjoy.

What's wrong with you?! {Davekat}

This story is making up for famous fanfiction I made that got deleted. It was "porcelain smile" a Davekat fanfiction. Here's a better one. Hopefully. This is of course a Davekat fanfic. Please note that these are not my characters. They belong to Andrew Hussie. This fanfic is highschoolstuck. Which means trolls are tr...

Transferred.

Yo. I'm Dave Strider. I was transferred to a different school. A private school. A rich private school... I don't belong there. Every human/troll is too preppy for me. I'm too cool for this, but some people... maybe aren't that bad. NOT MY CHARACTERS THEY BELONG TO HUSSSSSIEEEEE TITLE PHOTO IS NOT MINE. BUT EVERY PIC...