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Bored during Covid-19 quarantine? Here's what you do! 1. Bake for your loved ones 2. Learn a new language 3. Befriend a celebrity Wait what

𝖠𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗈𝗂𝖽|ᴮ.ᴱ

𝗔𝗹𝗶𝗲𝗻 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗮𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁, 𝘂𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗹 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗲𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗰𝗲 𝗶𝘁. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶 𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝗱. 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗱: 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗲 14𝘁𝗵...

elysian // Billie Eilish

Addisyn continues her second semester of her second year at UCLA working hard towards her chiropractic therapist degree, when she meets Billie; an outlandish, rebellious, opposite of her. They are paired partners for anatomy and begin studying together after class. Something about Billie makes it hard for Addisyn to g...

Leather Jacket [Rosa Diaz]

Detective Y/N Y/L/N, a talented and adventurous cop with the best abilities, has been away from the Nine-Nine working undercover. Now being back Rosa Diaz, a girl with no control comes into the picture. .・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。. Rosa Diaz x Female Reader [I do not claim to own Brooklyn Nine-Nine or their characters/plot! All...

introvert⎬B.E.

all my life i've been afraid to step out of my comfort zone, do the unordinary.. that was until she showed up into my life.

what a wonderful world [BILLIE EILISH] AU

In which a girl gets kidnapped by the biggest gang in californa, but falls for the leader that turn out to be a softie with her, it's better than it sounds like

The bodyguard || Billie Eilish

"Woah... wh-who is that?" Billie stuttered, staring wide eyed at the woman standing beside their escort vehicle "Oh honey I hired you a new personal bodyguard. You'll be spending quite a bit of time with her while on tour but I know you'll get along with her just fine! She's pretty huh?" The thing is... I already knew...

ｂｌｕｅ b.e

She thought Blue was the color she owned but one look of the famous girls eyes she ran into and she learned that wasn't the true at all. unedited

B.I.L.L.I.E

Billie never used to be the popular girl at your school...until her career skyrocketed. Now everybody just cant get enough of her.

Are You Kidding Me? [Billie Eilish]

"You want us to what?" "We don't 'want' you to anything. You ARE going to fake date." [You know those Artists/Whoever where they're dating but the artist has to fake date someone else cause life sucks? Well, now YOU'RE fake dating the artist, congrats!]

The End Of The World [Billie Eilish]

Zombies plus Billie Eilish, but make it gay. Give it a try.

𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 - 𝐁.𝐄 (𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐞𝐝)

ʟᴜᴄɪᴀɴᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ʙɪʟʟɪᴇꜱ ꜱᴛᴏʀʏ ɪꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴅᴏɴᴇ. - ꜱᴇQᴜᴇʟ ᴛᴏ "ᴀʀʀᴀɴɢᴇᴅ", ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴜɴʟᴇꜱꜱ ʏᴏᴜ'ᴠᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰɪʀꜱᴛ ʙᴏᴏᴋ! ꜱʟᴏᴡ ᴜᴘᴅᴀᴛᴇꜱ ꜱᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ: ᴀᴘʀɪʟ 3, 2020

FEELINGS

Best friends girlfriend.

She's got me twisted. // B i l l i e E i l i s h

World tours, TV shows, deadlines, millions of fans, anxiety, depression, they're just a few things Billie has to worry about. But when she meets your not so typical college computer nerd, can she help ease her burdens? CEO of awful description's. Gxg, g!p, #bottombillie #1 in billieeilish #4 in girlxgirl #1 in Gay A...

No Good For You

Sada Anthony, is a young black girl from LA with a group friends and a loving mother. After the loss of her father and major heartbreak of her teen years, the last thing she was looking for was love. Especially if it happened to be with a straight girl. She didn't have much luck with the straight girls at her highscho...

𝖫𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍| ᴮ.ᴱ

ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɪ'ᴠᴇ sᴇᴇɴ ʜᴇʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴡʜᴇʀᴇ.

if i love you was a promise | b.e

girlxgirl *swearing and some smut or whatever *lower case letters are intended achieved #1 in #billie achieved #1 in #bilsexual achieved #1 in #idontwannabeyouanymore

ANTISOCIAL - B.E

I couldnt help but fall for the charm of the only 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 person in this school. But everything i thought was real wasn't, and suddenly i found myself in a situation i couldn't get myself out of. She is not human, and i mean it. WARNING! this story contains: - a giant plot twist - triggering mentions - m...

Balance of Probabilities // Billie Eilish

Between law school and a cheating girlfriend Lexi is having a tough enough time as it is. But with the help of Billie, Lexi realises there is more to life than studying and dwelling in the past.

Unwillingly Hers////Billie Eilish

How could a normal day turn out to be so not normal? "Hmm? What's my name princess?" Her eyes gleamed with mischief a smirk on her face. I scoffed, "Obviously asshole bitch." she frowns, "A little girl like you shouldn't be using those words princess." She quickly makes her way to me as i step back. Im pressed against...

Property of Billie Eilish (✓)

You were comforting and quiet. How did love become so violent?

parties // billie eilish

Why does all this shit happen to me? "To have someone so close to you just disappear is a pain I can't explain. It just feels empty. So incredibly empty." Girlxgirl with Billie Eilish. Ember suffers from anxiety and depression but she tries to hide it as good as she can. For her, the way to do it is to put on a mask...