condom - l.h [discontinued]
"I fucking love you."
"Do I know you?" She asks. "No?" He replies. "Oh my god, you're Joey Caltado!" Luke Hemmings looked like some popstar named Joey Caltado. He got really annoyed by random girls giving themselves to him. Until one day beautiful girl came along, he decied to play along with the Joey Caltado act.
Rule #1 You have to be a virgin pure. Rule #2 You have to be single Rule #3 No clubs, no parties Rule #4 You have had to have been single for 1-2 years Rule #5 Even if you are single, no dates either Rule #6 Under no circumstances have you to...
"welcome to detention. no talking, coughing, sneezing, giggling, weird sounds of any sort, listening to music, and most certainly, no sex on top of the desks."
"You’re as deep as the grave, and you’re marching to the heartbeat of the land"
in which a girl with an unhealthy love for starbursts and a boy whose hair has been accidentally dyed purple meet at a pharmacy and end up trapped