Sarcasm, a term which here means the use of irony to mock or convey a message, is a defining feature of The Umbrella Academy, shaping the dynamics and personalities of each of the Hargreeves. With their dysfunctional upbringing and superpowers, the superheros use sarcasm as a coping mechanism and a way to express the...
┍━━━━━━━━━┑ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ┕━━━━━━━━━┙ ❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐡. ❞ ⠀⠀⤑ and of course, five hargreeves' ⠀⠀⠀ weeakness is also his strength. ⠀[𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟐] ⠀[𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟐] ⠀( five hargreeves x fem!reader ) ⠀𝙏𝙃𝙀⠀𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼⠀𝘼𝘾𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙔 ⠀──────⠀©peachyhxlland
[SEASON 3 IN PROGRESS] "This has to be my favorite timeline," breathed out the boy. Elaina nodded her head, licking her lips in anticipation as Five neared her. "This is our timeline," *~*~*~*~*~* Third times the charm, right? Well, the Hargreeves are back at it again. Saving the world? Possibly not. A shit ton of fam...
UMBRA ❪ season one ❫ // the darkest part of a shadow COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy
18 year old Five Hargreeves, falls out of the sky and onto you, druggy dropout of the 60's. Your parents just kicked you out of the house, and now this stranger tells you he's from the future and can save you from the apocalypse. But you like his strangeness and tall tale stories, so you stick around.
the umbrella academy season three (book #3 in my Five x OC series) • "I guess everybody wants to rule the world nowadays!" • in which five and wednesday struggle to navigate the future alongside their family (and their family's replacements) • FIVE HARGREEVES X IC WEDNESDAY IS MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER. IF I FIND...
˚✧˳ ❝ Or what..? You're gonna kill me? ❞ Five scoffs. His fingers were wrapped around my wrist as every footstep forward he took only tightens his grip. His face inched closer, as if mocking me and my petrified threat. My heart dropped. The devilish look he had after an aggressive moment was terrifying on its own and...
[𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙿𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝚂𝙴𝙰𝚂𝙾𝙽 𝟷] "Laney!" Five gave a weary shout. "I'm sorry, okay? I didn't think-" "Exactly! You didn't think!" Elaina snapped, turning back and storming up to the boy. "You left, Five Hargreeves. Just vanished, disappeared, gone. Am I explaining myself properly?" she couldn't hold back the year...
"What are you guys doing?" "Talking about you." "Talking . . . what about me?" "Shit." | book three | season three | | word count so far: 8k |
A FIVE HARGREEVES FANFIC ; In which Y/N and Five come back from their long days in the apocalypse, their feelings for each other become stronger. And the date of the apocalypse continues to get closer.
It's quite annoying really. Whenever she walked into the room and everyone's heads snapped around to look at her. Perks of being her daughter. Though, she could always just looked in their direction and they'd cower away in fear of what she, or her mother, would do to them. Perks of being her daughter. But, she had al...
your future is whatever you make it. ❪ tua s2 ❫ 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄 #𝟤 / 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦-𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 © 𝙵𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙷𝚇𝚁𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚂 , 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟶
A FIVE HARGREEVES FANFIC ; in which the Hargreeves siblings, including Y/N get stranded in the timespan of the 60's in Dallas, Texas, with another end of the world quickly arriving.
˚✧˳ ❝ Bite me. ❞ He didn't respond, but he maintained to stare daggers at me. A smirk bent its way on his thin lips as the tables turned. Making me the one to back out my neck in defeat as he inched closer again. ❝ Oh, I will bite you. ❞ Five cooed before finally walking away with a pleased, sarcastic smile. ˳✧˚ || F...
A FIVE HARGREEVES FANFIC ; In which two coffee obsessed adults travel back in time in order to save the world. Must be hard in your teenage body huh?
❛ i think i want you in my life forever. ❜ book three. ❪ number five x fem.reader ❫
TAILS ❪ season two ❫ // 1960's slang for the word 'shadow' COMPLETE five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy
"I don't need faith in any more people, the ones I have faith in right now are enough." "And who exactly are those people?" "Let me see: Diego's gone insane, Elliott's not that far on the crazy scale from Diego, Luther's being a little bitch, Vanya isn't cooperating with us, Allison and Klaus are who knows where doing...
time heals 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 wounds. ❪ tua s1 ❫ 𝖻𝗈𝗈𝗄 #𝟣 / 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦-𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘷𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘴 © 𝙵𝙸𝚅𝙴𝙷𝚇𝚁𝙶𝚁𝙴𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚂 , 𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟿
❝I expected more from a kid like you❞ // ❝Says the boy with a number as his name❞ ✶ Number Five x Reader | Five Hargreeves x Reader ✶In which the Sparrow and Umbrella academy collide.... and so do two of their members. THIS BOOK IS COPYRIGHTED!! I do not consent to this story being republished on ANY site other than...
THE SHADOW ASPECT ❪ season three ❫ // the repressed or rejected part of one's personality ONGOING five hargreeves x fem!reader written by funkyenderboy
┍━━━━━━━━━┑ 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐃 ┕━━━━━━━━━┙ ❝ 𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬. ❞ ⠀⠀⤑ who would've thought that our ⠀⠀⠀ favorite little assassin has ⠀⠀⠀ weakness too? ⠀[𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝟏] ⠀[𝐒𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝟏] ⠀( five hargreeves x fem!reader ) ⠀𝙏𝙃𝙀⠀𝙐𝙈𝘽𝙍𝙀𝙇𝙇𝘼⠀𝘼𝘾𝘼𝘿𝙀𝙈𝙔 ⠀──────⠀©peachyhxlland
"𝙾𝚑, 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖! 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜! 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎...𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐." _"𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚠𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 "𝚍𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚕𝚐ä𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚛" 𝚍𝚎𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗, 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜. 𝚆𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝...
❛ my whole sky only craves your star. ❜ book two. ❪ number five x fem.reader ❫
"I'm not letting you get hurt again." "Even at the cost of the world?" "Even at the cost of the world." | book one | season one | | total word count: 67k |
old married couple | ongoing five hargreeves x fem!reader. this story contains smut.
Sequel to OUT OF SIGHT || NUMBER 5 x OC || BK. 1! [COMPLETED SEASON 2] "I'm just glad that at least we don't have to deal with the world ending for another 60 years. We can actually spend time together like a couple," she smiled at him happily. Five clear his throat and pressed his lips together in a fine line, turnin...
❝ 𝘿𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 (𝙙𝙚·𝙫𝙤·𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣)- 𝙇𝙤𝙫𝙚, 𝙡𝙤𝙮𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙮, 𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙖𝙨𝙢 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙖 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙩𝙮, 𝙤𝙧 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙨𝙚. ❞ 𝙔/𝙣 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 - 𝘼 𝙨𝙖𝙧𝙘𝙖𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙧𝙚𝙗𝙚𝙡 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙨 - 𝘼𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙫�...
