♡ Falling For An Asshole ♡ (Dio Brando x reader) {UNDER HEAVY EDITING}

Y/n is a young girl who dreams of moving out of her home and travelling to the City of Dreams, London, but that seems quite unreachable. As she withers away in the inn she works at, she stumbles upon Dio, a reckless youth with some unreachable dreams of his own. Art by e6as95 on Tumblr Adapted story by me JoJo's Bizar...

Obama Kidnaps Narancia for his pee (because he shoved lucky charms up his ass)

Obama kidnaps a sexually frustrated teen who shoved marshmellow cereal to his prostate because he wanted to poop rainbow. Through their adventure, said teen takes over the local supermarket and eats a 24 inch dildo for breakfast. See what his antics are, and why his mommy's goth bf doesn't approve of his munchies on o...