Boxer-Simp (headcanons for Muhammad Ali jr from Baki)
He doesn't get a lot of love
¡ ALERTA ! Hᴀʙιтᴀɴтᴇs ᴅᴇʙᴇʀáɴ ᴀʙᴀɴᴅoɴᴀʀ sus нoԍᴀʀᴇs ᴅᴇ ғoʀмᴀ ιɴмᴇᴅιᴀтᴀ ʏ ιʀ ᴀ ʟᴀ soɴᴀ sᴇԍuʀᴀ ᴅoɴᴅᴇ Quᴇᴅᴀ ғuᴇʀᴀ ᴅᴇ ʟᴀ cιuᴅᴀᴅ ,ᴇsтo ɴo ᴇs uɴ sιмuʟᴀcʀo ,ᴅᴇʙᴇʀᴀɴ ιʀ ᴀ ʟᴀ soɴᴀ sᴇԍuʀᴀ Quᴇ ᴇsтá ғuᴇʀᴀ ᴅᴇ ʟᴀ cιuᴅᴀᴅ ,sιᴇɴᴅo ᴀsι , Quᴇ ᴅιos ɴos нᴀ coмᴘᴀñᴇ ʏ ᴘʀoтᴇԍᴀ...Lo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊s̪̭̱̼̼̉̈́ͪ͋̽̚ z̼͖̺̠̰͇̙̓͛ͮͩͦ̎ͦ̑ͅo͎̜̓̇ͫ̉͊ͨ͊m̘͈̺ͩ͂̾ͪ̀̋...
There is an evil Warlock with a sweet tooth. He been kidnaping people to either turn them into his Candy servants or turn them into Candy to eat. What happens when he finds you? Does he turn you into candy? Does he turn you into one of his servants? Or does he have something different in mind for you?
You live in a kingdom governed by a king, 20 years of age. This kingdom has been in monarchy since the past 300 years, and this kingdom has its 'standards', which was having snow white hair, pale skin, and bloody red eyes. You, however, have a quite unique appearance. Unlike the norm, you have (h/c) colored hair, (s...
women from all across the land had been chosen to be at the palace to meet the new king. the king who is now 19 years old has taken the thrown from his late father and mother who still looks after him. the prince was not interested in any of the women that had been chosen by his mother . that is when you caught his ey...
A handy book of tips and tricks to help you survive the zombie apocalypse. You'll need good weapons, a straight head and a focused mind to do so, so sit tight and read on! BOOK TWO OUT NOW
Top Ranking: #17 in darkhumour • • • This is a book full of random 'dark' and offensive jokes I've either found online or came up with myself. WARNING: The jokes in this book can get extremely offensive. Reader discretion is advised. (Ps: this isn't even that dark at the start lol)