Jokes, Comebacks, & Pick Up Lines

stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Cheesy pick up lines

And all that good stuff [Dirty ones included!]

• Todoroki Shouto X Reader One-Shots • [REQUESTS OPEN]

Basically a whole bunch of scenarios with our beloved candycane boy. •WARNING!• Cursing Mentions of Abuse Some Angst Suicide Blood

Todoroki X Reader: "Session"• SMUT

DEDICATED TO MY AWESOME FRIEND!! my first story! I hope you like it. waaa I can't believe I just wrote my first story & smut. maybe I'll take requests in the future. just let me know what you guys like;) see you later !

Todoroki Shoto Boyfriend / Husband Scenarios (Todoroki X Reader)

(Important: DO NOT REPOST, STEAL OR COPY my work, please!) Status update: DISCONTINUED since 2021 [Requests are not open anymore, sorry!] Have you ever wondered what it would be like to date a half-ice and half-hot boy in U.A. Academy? Thus, I introduce you guys / BNHA fans a set of boyfriend scenarios about you and T...

Anime Pick Up Lines

ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

!Hot Anime Boys!

Just some recognition for these lovely boys ❤ ____ All credit goes to any artist I use** Currently under construction⚠️.

His Pet ♤ Min Yoongi♤ (Completed)

Min Yoongi. A business magnate, and a mafia leader. You and him were a whole world apart, until fate got your life intertwined. He would do anything to make you his. ******** Wordcount : 150.000 🔞🔞🔞🔞 Mature audiences only (of age or mature enough to separate fiction from reality). Some chapters will contain abusi...

The King's Puppy (Mxb)

;triggers warning; 🛑this book involves abuse, kidnapping, psychological conditioning, and hints at rape maybe more🛑 "you're nothing more than a dog that is here only to entertain me and if you think that you could be anything higher than that you're wrong," He said chuckling deeply making my lump in my throat grow b...

𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐧 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐲 𝐊𝐢𝐝𝐧𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 | 𝐁𝐚𝐞𝐤𝐡𝐲𝐮𝐧 ✔️

"W-where am I, what am I doing here, what are you going to do to me?" "Don't worry about it, your mine now babygirl" Choi Jiyeon was an ordinary teenage girl. But one day, her life changed. She got kidnapped by a group named Exo. The leader was named Byun Baekhyun. She soon realized that she gained feelings for him. B...

I fell in love with my kidnappers son

a girl with a bad past has an even worse present and she finds love at the worst possible time do not read if you cant handle reading about domestic violence

(Anti X reader) Wall of Knives

It's dark in the small chamber I'm in. All I can see is his outline, at least until he flips on a light. As my eyes adjust the brightness, I hear him sharpening a knife. It makes my skin crawl. I turn my head revealing a wall of knives. Clear fright displayed in my eyes, he smirks "do̅ ̟ỳoͩͅu͊ l̏īke̩̔ ̪͑my̥ ̉c̠̊o͇l...

I̶͌'̀m̞ͨͨ͟ ̥̒́b̰͊͘a̭ͨc͉͔̒҉͞ǩ̵̢̔// (sequel of tortured)

(Y/n) lives with her 3 year old daughter and has a little help from her friends now jack and Mark, what will happen when one day jack bursts into the room where (Y/n) is putting her daughter to sleep and tell her that Anti and Dark came back again?

𝗙𝗼𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗲𝗼𝗻 𝗝𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗸𝗼𝗼𝗸

«𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞» Kim Yeji the assistant CEO of the Kim company marries the assistant CEO of the Jeon company Jeon Jungkook will gets forced to marry each other, what will happen next?

Tortured//Antisepticeye x reader

(Y/n) is a normal 19 year old girl who lives with her parents, but all changes one day when she saw a weird video on YouTube.

My Prince ◆ KimTaehyung✔

"Min Y/N will you marry me ?" "No." "Great! Can't wait for the marriage!" ❖ Previous title 'Forced To Marry A Prince' ❖ Your Mother practically sold you to the son of the CEO of the most influential company of Korea, but you can't accept being married to that modern times prince, who treats you like an unworthy peasan...