The misadventures of a Main Character [Complete]

***Previously Wattpad Featured Story*** Meet your run-of-the-mill protagonist: Main Character. In this fantasy (spoof) of an epic adventure, Main embarks on a quest to conquer the world, guided only by the words of a drunkard, and a bolt of red lightning. It soon becomes clear that the twelve-foot troll travellin...

𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌 (for dummies!!)

𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐌 - the ultimate guide of witty and sarcastic comebacks (or UGWSC, but abbreviations are overrated anyway) sarcasm /ˈsärˌkazəm/ noun: the brain's natural defense to the less intelligent

hot garbage / my old writing

these are all horrible stories that i wrote from my childhood. enjoy laughing and cringing.