A Wallflower. That's what Sony Parker was at Riverbank High, and she was content with it. Until one day when she gets in a fight with a new student because he took her 'corner'. Now she and the new kid, Paul, have been forced to join 'Friendship Club'. Don't let the name deceive you, the club is actually for the schoo...
"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler sud...
In which a human, seventeen year old high school girl named Mia meets the love... I mean, loves(?) of her life? The male triplets who seem to almost own the town she's moved to are obsessed with her, for reasons beyond her grasp. She's convinced that she'll have to choose, but like everything else in this strange town...