❝it's 3am, what do you want?❞ ❝there's a roach in my room, kill it for me?❞ 〤 Alvin, despite being 24 years of age, is terrified of bugs. Which is why he resorts to forcing the alluringly mysterious boy next door into killing them for him when roaches start showing up in his apartment. 〤 COVER BY: @lucidmelancholy st...
❝Hello, this is target. My name is Benjamin. How may I help you today?❞ ❝So, lets metaphorically say that I purchased a toilet from you guys and when I took it home, it broke. Would I be able to get a free toilet since mine broke?❞ ❝Ma'am, we don't sell toilets.❞ ❝Look, I don't mean to be racist or...
J: thank lord I didn't do crazy shit T: you could've sent dick pics J: what T: what When Taehyung texts a number which was hidden inside his desk (Very short chapters) ©︎all rights and plot to @taetaeholic
"Its an emergency." "Is your hair stuck in your onsie again?" "...yes." [Dialogue story]
A quiet afternoon is infinitely more interesting when you add a young man who claims to be a time-traveler, a half-completed shopping list, and an unhealthy amount of sarcasm. {Written 2014}
[COMPLETED] In which a grumpy whale meets a little duckling... Perfect for soft Yoongi stans like moi. 🌼🐣 「 COMEDY + FLUFF 」 ☁️ CUTE MODERN 7-DAY SHORT STORY. LOVE YOURSELF : HER ERA. ▶ "Whalien 52" - 방탄소년단 🐳🩵 ⚠️ DO NOT PLAGIARISE, RENOVATE OR ADAPT MY BOOKS! I WILL FIND OUT AND YOU WILL BE REPORTED! ⚠️...