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  • Why Anteaters are Awful Creatures - A Report by Wilbur Soot (Written by Me)
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    This is a report by Wilbur Soot, written by me, PhizzyPop360. According to Soot, anteaters are awful creatures, and I believe that light must be shed on this matter. In this in-depth report, a plethora of compelling arguments are put forward regarding the Giant Anteater and why they are hated so passionately by Soot...

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  • Accelerate
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    "You did good." Oh god his accent. "I don't think I've seen you race that well before." Dream looked over to him, raising an eyebrow amidst his prideful grin. "You've come to my races before?" - Dream likes to race for the rush of adrenaline, and George looks so pretty when he waves the starting flags. - Accelerate wa...

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  • Monster Ultra
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    It was so fucking stupid and if you'd have told Karl 2 months ago that right now, he would be sat on his bedroom floor with a full and sealed can of monster genuinely debating fucking himself with it, he would have slapped you across the face and called you a fucking moron. But he was OR Karl gets fucked with a can of...

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  • Walmart techno goes to Walmart
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    Walmart techno goes to Walmart that's it. Very cringe FIRST RANBOO FANFIC