"I'm still not quite used to these proper radio interviews." He said as he reshuffled the headset over his clean shaven mohawk. "It all... feels so professional." She laughed in response to that, "Well, it's nice to know I'm doing my job right, then!" A sort of different story compared to what I've done in the past. Small snippets in time, across quite a bit of time, focused around radio interviews. Almost all of Matty's interview answers are verbatim transcribed from various interviews, but it's what happens around those answers that's the important stuff.

"you shouldn't have left, you know." "i don't know, matty. i think life's been better when i left you." - sequel to "takes a bit more" -

rhiannon stumbles upon matty at a train station one night in london. she's too clueless and he's too problematic. and for some reason they think they're the perfect match.

A terribly stubborn, mildly (at best) egotistical man happens to meet a girl just as hard headed as he is, who can't help but bite every time he fishes for attention. "Don't set me a challenge if you aren't prepared to have it beaten."

" 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒, 𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 " 𝐄𝐏𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 - ↳ 𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐒, 𝐀 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑; 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟎'𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐌𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐖. 𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀. ꜰᴇᴀᴛ. ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴɢꜱᴛ, ᴍɪxᴇᴅ ꜱɪɢɴᴀʟꜱ, ᴄʀᴏꜱꜱɪɴɢ ʟɪɴᴇꜱ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ᴀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛʙʀᴇᴀᴋ

| Alex Turner/Reader | An eccentric hotel owner and an inquisitive writer find solace in each other when they both seemed to be at the edge of rock bottom. 05/16/20 - #3 in ARCTIC MONKEYS 06/05/21 - #1 in ALEX TURNER X READER

After losing all her family members in a mysterious accident, Eleanor takes a spontaneous trip to Los Angeles to help herself move on from past events. Only to find herself staying in a hotel with a worldwide Famous, British rockstar. And as the twisting story of her family unfolds, the two paths belonging to Eleanor and Alex just keep crossing. "Then there's Alex and Eleanor, Both utterly consumed by one another As their love for eachother grows More and more as a new day passes by." *WARNINGS: THIS STORY CONTAINS DRUG MISUSAGE, VIOLENCE, MATURE LANGUAGE AND GRAPHIC TEXTUAL IMAGES, NOT SUITABLE FOR CERTAIN AUDIENCES*

a oneshot series! mostly matty with a bit of george. c/w: recreational drug use. smut marked by asterisk*. 1* ~ after the party ~ meeting a sleepy matty the morning after a house party 2* ~ soft sound ~ matty is an old friend/flame who has some making up to do at a very grand awards ceremony 3* ~ playing with the air ~ taking mushrooms at a festival and going somewhere secluded... 4* ~ pretty boy ~ a brief enquiry into... the friends-to-lovers trope, with an annoying ex thrown in for good measure 5 ~ oh, what a shame ~ two blind dates and some crossed wires lead to fortuitous confusion 6 ~ drunk drunk ~ two people have been fighting what they feel... and one of them is matty 7 ~ grazes ~ matty gets into a sticky situation and calls in on his ex 8 ~ knitwear ~ when your boiler breaks down, the sensible idea is to borrow your boyfriend's jumper... 9* ~ so capricious ~ cancelling a date, and owing a debt 10* ~ no.34 ~ a classic neighbour trope! 11* ~ indecision ~ a shameless matty & george threesome oneshot. 12* ~ patience ~ a soft femdom moment. 13* ~ feel good ~ a soft dom george. 14* ~ who loves you? ~ a fluffy smutty xmas george oneshot.

Quinn Greene never fit in, not like usual University student. Looking to get away from her haunting romantic past, she moves to a different school and finds the exact opposite of what she's looking for: a hot English professor that just so happens to find her intriguing, and intense sexual tension she never asked for. It's immoral. Impulsive. Wrong. But Dr. Turner holds dark secrets of his own, and as Quinn's life begins to unravel, she finds that everything in her life is just a little more twisted than she could begin to imagine. IMPORTANT: - This gets pretty hot, so just warning ya it gets sexual, grab a glass o water you'll need it - This is a newer finished version of the other, which means if you've read the original, you'll need to restart this to understand what's going on. - NSFW *** So yep! Just like I did with I Wanna Be Yours, I thought this needed a little re-do. So I made a lot of changes, including: - Actually finishing it - Subplots - A LOT MORE SEXUAL TENSION - Dynamic side characters - Grammar - Foreshadowing - HEAVILY E X P L I C I T SCENES Thanks for reading!

When things in her life seem to be falling apart, Lola spontaneously escapes to a hotel where she meets Alex Turner. A weekend of adventure ensues. Includes smut.