Funny Texts/Jokes

This is a place where you can laugh in the comments, and enjoy yourself. I got these off of google, trust me!!! I didn't steal from anyone, and I came up with some of them.

He's the Bad Boy and I'm the Nerd

Hailey Miller is in her last year of high school where she is the school nerd who is always in the shadow of her twin brother Levi except no one knows they are siblings let alone twins. Hailey and Levi soon get discovered but no one knows about her secret past apart from her ex boyfriend.

Reunion (l.s)

It's the year 2020 and Louis gets an unexpected call informing him that one direction were reuniting in no less than a month. When the time comes, no one expected Harry to act the way he does. Or a hate to love fic where Harry and Louis reunite after the hiatus. Completed- 26th jan, 2020

Dumb Blonde Jokes

Some of the best blonde jokes and insults! Please vote and comment if you laugh, I love reading all the comments :) (I can't take credit for all of these jokes)

Skater and The Mafia King

When a quiet orphan skater girl decides to go into a shady dinner at midnight she gets attention from the mafia king • Chapter 1 is on page 11. It's kinda confusing but i'm trying to fix it. Give me a little time

The secrets we keep

[Discontinued] After the sudden death of Kenna's Mother, she is forced to go back to Los Angeles to live with her father and brothers. And after not seeing the rest of the family for years she has to see that she is not the only one who has changed. Her overprotective older brothers make it impossible for her to start...

Perfect Boy

Just a series of letters from one broken boy to his perfect neighbour Jayden.

ILWAKB [Sample]

(((COMPLETED))) **** this story is undergoing a rewrite to become a better story, please enjoy this horrible sample. 😂**** Sierra Brady is an African-American educator that received an astounding job offer however, it requires her to move to South Korea. Things are not going as she expected everything to go. She doe...

iT's YoU (z.h)

Ever since Zayn Malik left One Direction, he and the boys haven't been keeping contact. That is until Niall Horan shows up at one of his concerts.

Fragile (old version)

Sam is a senior in highschool, he's considered popular at his school but only because he manages to keep his grades up while being a "jock" of some sort. He's also freakishly handsome with all the girls drooling over him. What everyone doesn't know is that Sam is actually gay, and even better? He's a secret daddy dom...

The Bully's Baby

In which Calum bullies Luke and finds out about his secret // warning: this book is ageplay //

Little love

Ooooh someone has a mommy kink😳 _____ "Mommy please." He breathed out. "Please what?" I said opening his legs a bit. "Please touch me. Please." He said closing his eyes trying to withstand the tease. _____ If you have a mommy/hybrid kink you've come to the right place, my friend🤡 _____ Highest rankings (they chan...

The Unknown

FEATURED STORY | Creators Program For three years, Tess and her friends have been on the run from a deceitful, authoritarian government. Finally, they discover the reason why, but the answer will change everything - for them and the world. Suggested for fans of The Hunger Games, Divergent, Uglies, and The Maze Runner...

Beaten

Diamond Carson is a 17 year old girl who is abused by her father. Her mother died giving birth to her and her father blames her for it. She knows she has to tell her friends but she's afraid her father will hurt them or her even worse than he already has. When Nathan Johnson comes into the picture she has to try even...

The Test

Going through my pictures, I went to the one that I had just taken, and the phone slowly slipped out of my grasp. What had escaped my notice before is that the couch I had taken the picture on was against a window, which showed the backyard of the house. But in this picture, it wasn't an empty backyard. No, behind...

The Perfect Daughter

((COMPLETED)) When Summer is kidnapped by a married couple who are determined to have perfect daughters,and a perfect family, there's just a sick twist to the entire thing. Slip up one time? It's death for you. Say the wrong thing? It's basement time for you, and you'll be lucky if you even survive. The others didn't...

Loving The Psychopath (Bxb) |GOING UNDER EDITING|

UNDER EDITING Ash moved to a new city to get away from his past, what happens when he meets a gay psychopath? I've decided to make sure I have a dirty remark or scene in every chapter

In Love With The Most feared Mafia Boss ( BxM)

Nick is a shy, quiet, and smart boy who is given to the most feared mafia boss Damian to pay off his uncle and father debt

Hearts and Scars

Thug Levi X Depressed Eren Eren had made a promise but he's slowly giving up on his promise from what seems like ages to him. He suffers from a slight voice in his head and is also grieving the loss of his father. He feels like he doesn't belong and has no where to go. And it doesn't help at the fact that he's...

My Daddies Rejected Lover

-WARNING THIS BOOK CONTAINS BAD LANGUAGE/SEX BETWEEN THREE MEN/ATTACKS/BXMXM- Your probably wondering who I am. My name is Daniel Adams. I am 4"10, long brown hair,crystal blue eyes,and im kind of a sassy drama queen as my best friend drake says.I have always loved my daddies since I was 14 years old. Now that my eigh...

'SON-IN-LAW' [LGBT+]

Steve's little girl is growing up. Too fast and too soon to his liking. He's going to meet his daughter's boyfriend today. A day every Father all over the world dreads over. But Steve's meeting with his potential 'son-in-law' (according to Cathy) is something he will truly dread over.

My Bench Boy (On Hold)

Colton Peters is the smallest boy in the lacrosse team, people wonder why he's even in the team because he never gets to play and is always on the bench. Being on the bench isn't Colton's problem however, he has a list of them and he goes by trying to live life, solving out himself one step at a time and not adding a...

I Think Im Gay

After meeting his boss Kyle have been doubting his sexuality. This boss of his giving him mix signals doing things causing Kyle to Think if he's gay (Mature Content)

Little Prisoner •Joshler•

Tyler Joseph is just an innocent little who was trying to sleep but is awaken by a loud sound and he gets kidnapped. Things did not go to plan for Josh and now he has a little prisoner. Little!Tyler Kidnapper!Josh (Spelling errors)

My Possessive Mafia Man (BxB)

Alex has been alone most of his life. Having to take care of his brother. Taking the short cut home was not a good idea, curiosity got the best of him. Alex gets himself kidnap and Being a little doesn't help at all in his situation. Chris is the most powerful mafia leader. He's does not trust anyone but his family...

Wait, You're Gay Too?! [BoyXBoy]

Nathan, a shy boy, is a closet gay. No one knows besides people close to him. He figures he'll never find a person who will love him. That is, until his best friend invites him to a party. He goes and meets Jake, the loud and proud gay werewolf who doesn't care about what others think. Being the Alpha's son, he's e...

Full-time Manstress (boyxboy)

This is a BoyxBoy story so fair warning (: - Avery Lannigan's father catches wind of his boss, Kenton Finley, needing a babysitter during the week. With a son with no job, he takes the opportunity and throws his son at it. Avery, a seventeen-year-old, has no choice but to accept the job. He goes from having no job to...

Be My Neko (DISCONTINUED)

Andy is a neko. A man with a cat tail and cat ears. A man who is a slave, and for sale. Jake is a buyer. A man who buys these nekos and cares for them. A man who deals with their deaths. What happens when Jake buys Andy?

The Football Boys (DISCONTINUED)

(Wattys2018Longlist) Childhood friends, Luka and Dakota, commit the ultimate drunk mistake and have one unforgettable night that changes their friendship in ways they never imagined. But is it for better or for worse?