🍌🍌🍌Think Netflix's SEX EDUCATION, but without the accents, and instead of pictures and sound, I put the words on the screen, and you paint the pictures with your mind.🥒🥒🥒 *** Some guys are showers. Some guys are growers. Then there's Peter. He's got a big secret about a little problem (in his pants). But one day...
Stolen from his nest as a chick, Marbles the hawk has been a wizard's familiar for his entire life. Compelled to carry 12 magical marbles, and protected by a force field powered by his virginity, Marbles, at the equivalent of 35 hawk years of age, has had enough. He's escaped, and is on a desperate, madcap quest for l...
Cover by: jiba_tree Pirate with one brain cell...on a good day? Check. Extremely specific descriptions and random trivia? This story has it. Wild adventures where no one, and definitely not our heroine, knows what's going on? Read and find out! ... "Good day, good sir," she chirped in as cheerful a voice as she could...