Fluent Sarcasm
This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl
This is for people who like, talk, and breathe sarcasm it's not for people who can't take a joke at all and are boring people irl
Ivy Mason is one of nine. Eight of which she shares the same birthday with. Yup that's right, she's an octuplet. But their past is traumatic. And the present is difficult to live with. But the future? The future is unpredictable for Ivy, with a change in town and a change of faces, she tries to move on from her past w...
The weddings finally happening, and the Kalanski and Kazer family is buzzing. All except two. Caleb has been living his life in Chicago as a three time Super Bowl champ and MVP. He had it all. Gorgeous penthouse overlooking the lake and the city he'd fallen in love with eight years ago. His life is seemingly perfect...
Echo Frost moves to a new town in California with her "seemingly" perfect family. On the outside, they appear well rounded and put together, but behind closed walls...let's just say a lot goes on after dark. For one, her mother is a sloppy drunk, unable to resist the temptation of flushing out the past, leaving Echo...
"During your stay here, these are the rules you'll be following." He took a piece of paper from his desk drawer and handed it to me. House Rules 1. No backtalk or disrespect towards your brothers and elders. 2. No swearing. 3. No smoke, drinking, vaping, or drugs of any kind. 4. No lying. 5. No boys, dating, or sex...
○°●°☆•°~ She turned around after cursing her life out and froze. If a soul ever left a body without dying, it was in that moment that happened for Zara. For a moment she forgot how to breathe and her eyes widened in shock. There, sitting in her living room, were seven unfamiliar people. Three of them sat on her couch...
Ki Katashi was the quiet girl with the loud mouthed best friend; one tragedy away from completely losing it. Lyra Meclane was the athletic superstar from the east coast just trying to finish out her last few years with a fresh start. Kennedy High School was a cesspool of careless teenagers and your typical cliques vy...
Will and Ash are best friends, except they aren't exactly "friends." Will is a typical angsty teenager who hates anything that moves. Ash is a bubbly, nerdy boy whose favorite color is the rainbow and his favorite animal is a puppy. They're the most unlikely match, but Will is strangely protective of the other, smalle...
After being expelled from his previous school, Jayden Hayes, a boy whose personality is almost as troublesome as his traumatic past, is sent off to an all boys boarding school, where he meets his almost as troublesome roommate, Ashton Creed. As Jayden struggles to get over his trauma, he finds an odd comfort in the da...
When she was 14, Dalia was sold to Matteo Martinelli, the former leader of the largest Italian mafia. Flash forward with his son, Vittore Martinelli as the new leader, Dalia is given to him as a birthday present after years in spent in the "safe house". Dalia struggles to fulfill a promise she made and get her old se...
After getting caught by the police, Axis Imber is sent to a school for misfits. A school to some, a prison for most. Serpenti High is a place like no other. It is ruled by the most rebellious and dangerous teenagers whose social statuses are defined by an unfair system called 'The Ranking System.' The concept is simp...
Keagan is the definition of bad boy. College man with a body that could make even God moan and an attitude to put the devil to shame. Between classes and drinking parties , sex and boys, Keagan had it all. Until Jamison. Small, skinny , anti-social. Will he be able to tame the sex god or be eaten alive?
She needed to make her ex-boyfriend jealous, he needed to stop being set up on terrible dates, one kiss later and they're fake dating. - Natalia Fitzgerald is a college freshman who is trying to navigate a new world and a break-up. Along came Beau Aydin, the emotionally unavailable, star-studded baseball player. Beau...
Holland Johnson was always flown under the radar in a family full of outgoing people. She thought she had her life planned out until one wild night where she vows to find out who she really is. She leaves behind what other people want and starts doing what she wants. But nothing can go too smooth in the world of fame...
Amber Gray moves to her dream college in her dream city. Her life drastically changes as she overcomes friendships and relationships. Going to NYU to study fashion has been her dream since as long as she can remember. And when she gets accepted things finally start to fall into place once again. Leaving Michigan was a...
Highest-ranking in Humor; #1 "They all eventually end up falling" Alex adds and I smirk. "Not me" "Are you saying you're not going to fall for any of us?" Josh joins. "Yes" "We should make this interesting" Vinny talks "if you fall for one of us, we bang you" After her parents sent her out of state to finish her...
Kith never thought that her senior year of high school would be spent in a frat house, especially the frat house of her ex-best friend's, douchey, irresponsible older brother, Cameron. She'd fantasized about going to college since middle school, but not like this, not this early. She'd never planned on doing homework...
"Sweetheart, you disobeyed us, when we tell you to do something you do it," King muttered, his breath hitting the shell of my ear. I was focused on the three sets of hands-on me how they didn't miss how my body responded to them. We were in the back of the club, me being ambushed after I walked off stage. They had to...
Cassidy Clair is the one you see sitting in the back of the class. The one who makes good grades and takes the advanced classes. Cassidy doesn't have time for boys and silly drama. None of it appealed to her the cliches, the gossip, the bathroom chats. Friends didn't surround her and give her undying support. Only a...
Badboy x Badgirl ⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯⎯ In a clash of personalities at Westminster School, two worlds collide when Brennon Maxwell, the school's bully, sets his sights on Avyanna Chase's brother, Alex. Unbeknownst to Brennon, he has unknowingly awakened a force to be reckoned with. Avyanna, the stunning new girl who radiates both...
17-year-old Camila Parker, besides being adopted is like most girls her age, that is until the day she is kidnapped not once but twice and taken to a whole other world in Italy. Adjusting to her new life and family, who also happen to be the most dangerous mafia family in all of Europe. She will have to figure out how...
"Brother, I want to introduce you to my friends" Ric came back with- oh my god. "This Olivia, Nicole, and Katerina, this is- "Lucca" He was a man now, from the last time I saw him, back then he was still a boy. He was now taller, his muscles were defined even through his white dress shirt. He was now covered in black...
They say that two broken people can either create something whole or break each other further. Playboy Ned Carter is forced to quit his old habits when his best friend gets pregnant. His friend Sam hires his single adaptable ambitious sister Sarah to teach Ned how to be a gentleman, in hopes of him ending up in a mean...
I tugged the sleeves of my sweater to cover both of my hands, subconsciously as I walked into my dorm room. There was a boy, he looked a little older than me, sitting on the ledge, the same boy I saw earlier, reading his book. One of the windows at the back of the room was opened, letting the air in. It must be his...
Ciera Knowles is an average seventeen year old girl. And she seems to hide her pain well. Her sister is only older than her by a few months, yet, she seems to be the favorite of everyone. Ciera's family doesn't support her in anything and favor her sister Clara, over her. No one sees her. But then one fateful day, sh...
Rose's life has order. She knows what she needs to do to stay out of trouble with her always traveling, never loving, slightly abusive dad. But that all changes when Liam Powers got pushed into her life, making it completely and utterly chaotic. How will she reorder her life, and does she really want to? *This bo...
Emmeline Rose Johnson has been a rogue for years. She live far away from any of the other packs and never strays to far from her campsite. What happens one day when she runs into the alpha,beta,and gamma of the most powerful pack? What will the weak, mute omega do when one of them is her Mate?*completed*
Lexie is not a warrior. In fact, Lexie is a painter. Her hands are always covered in paint. Never coming off. Always there. For Lexie, painting is an escape. An escape from her pain. She paints to avoid the darkness that is in her soul. She paints to avoid looking at the bleeding wound inside her chest. She paints. To...
They say opposites attract. But what happens when a rogue and an Alpha who both crave chaos end up being mates? It seems like Moon Goddess has made her first mistake. ______ I tilt my head, scrutinizing him. He did the same. A frown tugs on my lips. He did the same. "Copycat," I breathed out. A smile reaches his fac...
When Ashley is saved from her abusive foster parents her life changed forever. But her savior has a secret. And it's one that effects her more than she can ever imagine. ~ Available only on Inkitt and Wattpad. **Current cover made by Only_be_happy** **Future cover made by @Nattkuznetsov**