Waterboy [Yoonmin]
Unknown: hey my bf is cheating i want to get him back do you want to cheat
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kiwi | kim taehyung
❝ 021-819-4426: so what's my name in your phone? ;) ❞ « in which five teens come together in a group chat to cheat on mr. kang's physics exams.
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ᴡʜᴏsᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜɪs? || ʙᴛs ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғɪᴄ ✔️
In which Jimin starts a group chat with a bunch of people he knows, hoping for them all to become good friends despite several of them being confused and unwilling. [aka Jimin becomes the reason for his friends finding the love of their lives, and himself, too.] (yoonmin, taekook, namjin, and yugseok [[yugyeom and hos...
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MEMELORD!TK
▏taehyung is a college hating, meme addicted bachelor who somehow messages a wrong number at one am. jungkook is his unsuspecting victim who soon falls for the other's interesting personality and unfairly cute face. fortunately, all they need is a few pushes to get things going between them. maybe more than a few. or:...
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wee woo
"i'm a siren." "you're the thing on my car that flashes blue and red?" "no, jeongguk," taehyung sighs, "i don't go wee woo."
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Crackheads
DaJin: its great when he drives cos i can look at him, his concentrated face and his long hands and i imagine them around my neck choking me Chimchim: Jared, 19 Jk: are you gonna fuck in that car? DaJin: thats the plan ~ Welcome to the Crackheads groupchat
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My Innocent Brother
[COMPLETE] "Erm..hyung. I found this weird thing in your drawer. What is this?" he asked, while showing me the condom "That uh..a balloon..see.." I take the condom from his hand, then blew a wind in it before giving them back to him Where Jungkook is an innocent child, living with his not so innocent hyungs under the...
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Colorless Rainbow | Sope
Yoongi and Hoseok hate each other They really do That is until Yoongi receives an unknown message Textfic | crack
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The Bad Blind Date
"Kiss me." He choked on his drink, gawking over at you instantly, "HUH?!" "You know, mouth to mouth action, maybe a little tongue if you're lucky," you piped grinning smugly. He looked like he had just got hit so far up between his legs as his expression grew pained. "Please tell me you're joking," he said breathles...
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math | jungkook
"I'm like pi baby, I'm really long and I go on forever." in which jeon jungkook likes to annoy and tease his math teacher.
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ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ↝ᴛᴀᴇɢɢᴜᴋ✔
→ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇs ᴊᴇᴏɴɢɢᴜᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ ɢᴇᴛ sʜᴏᴠᴇᴅ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴀ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇʀ ғᴏʀ ʜᴏᴜʀs. ❝ғᴜᴄᴋ, ᴋɪᴍ, sᴛᴏᴘ sǫᴜɪʀᴍɪɴɢ.❞ ❝ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴏғғ, ᴊᴇᴏɴ.❞ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: →ʟᴏᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴛs ᴏғ sᴍᴜᴛ →sᴡɪᴛᴄʜ ᴛᴀᴇɢɢᴜᴋ ( ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴏᴛᴛᴏᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴏɴᴇ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs sᴛᴏʀʏ ) →sᴜʙᴍɪssɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴀᴇʜʏᴜɴɢ ᴍᴏsᴛʟʏ
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laundry sauce | nct chatroom
mark: hey guys where'd you put the laundry sauce renjun: wtf is a laundry sauce- highest rankings: #1 in #nomin #2 in #johnten #2 in #renmin #10 in #jaeyong
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Wish ♥ Vminkook
what happens when jimin needs to deal with taehyung, a mischivious hyperactive puppy and jungkook, a high maintenance kitten
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help it's fcking broken
twitter crack au wherein jungkook downloads a virus and cops a feel for the it guy helping him with it
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You're The Bottom, Not Me|Jikook|
Jimin can't lie, he loves bottoming. He'll literally let anyone top him, expect for one person. Jeon Jungkook wants the to be the many guys that have fucked Jimin, but Jimin isn't letting him because he wants it the other way around. "Why not me!!??" "Honey...you're literally the most bottomest bottom I know." DISCON...
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𝐋𝐆𝐁𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑. | taekook
"who knew twitter could get so gay" - in which taehyung is added to a group chat full of crackheads and sex-addicts, and he doesn't realise that his soulmate is in that dreadful twitter group chat
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Junglamp/Lampkook (and other weird BTS fanfictions)
Explore the wonderful world of weird fanfictions as you read through my JungkookxLamp fanfiction and a couple other strange fanfictions.
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Bugs
where jeon jungkook is a fly and Kim taehyung is a bee what would happen if these two met would they possibly fuck eachother....? bottom: kook top: tae
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