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Shrek X Obama

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Shrek meets with former President Obama as Shrek was signing autographs.

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Tim X moby

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I have no clue what I am doing really ~~~ THIS IS A JOKE. Don't take any of this seriously

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We Can't Fix It (Bob The Builder x Handy Manny)

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I walk down the street, sad. All my tools just died. Then I see him. The most beautiful man ever. Bob The Builder.

this is my 1st story so plz do not judge my kinkyness like my 3 other tomato friends they told me not to write this story on our account but I didn't listen they told me to write it on my account but swallow/suck it p.s sorry for the grammar error✌

Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)

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!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

Kermit x reader

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hey you reading this bio please for the love of god don't take this book seriously. I wrote this when I was young and had a very bad sense of humor.

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SpongeBob vs. Miley Cyrus

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SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

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Flightsuit Vector X reader

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Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...

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~Muscular Elmo x reader~

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An extraordinary tale

Elmo X Kermit

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A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why...

ShrekFingers: Salad Fingers x Shrek Fanfiction

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Shrek is excited to meet another ogre when he sees salad fingers only to learn he isn't an ogre. but what is he? Can Shrek bring himself to understand salad finger's feelings to get himself out of this pit of loneliness? Find out in the slightly soul crushing adventure! Inspired by the famously underated Otp! Also i...

Kazoo Fst

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Sammyclassicsonicfan X Kazoo kid

No Running In My Lobby

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50 shades of Baa Baa Black (Shaun the sheep fanfic)

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Lola the sheep is innocent, naive and sweet. As a favour to her flock mate Timmy, she goes to interview the wealthy, beautiful Shaun the Sheep. He is transfixing, enigmatic and handsome as hell. But as she realises his tastes are very 'singular', will their relationship be able to take the heat?