What The Actual? (LotR x Reader)
"Dwarves rule and Elves drool." When you, by far the most insufferable, whiny, incompetent woman in all of existence crash into Middle-Earth, things happen. ~ "If I was in a room with Legolas, Sauron, and Saruman, and I only had two arrows, I would shoot the Elf. Twice." ~WARNING~ Major annoyance ahead. And a lot o...