1000 Funny Jokes... EXTRAS!!

I completed my 1000 Funny Jokes series and here are some extras that didn't make it!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

1000 Funny Jokes ∞Part 5∞

~Part 5~ LAST PART HOPE YOU ENJOY!!! twitter: catietempleman instagram: catetempleman kik: _catiieee_x © COPYRIGHT @niallerzprincezzz ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Funny jokes and facts -part 3-

There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts! Please read the first and second book to :Þ If you don´t like the jokes, just stop reading it !!! and please no hate !! It hurts !!!!! :( If you follow us we'll give you dedication <3 We hope you will enjoy !! :) BananaMinions492 :)

Hand Over Fist

Like a phoenix, they arose. From the ashes of a world burnt by massive nuclear holocaust and frozen by a millennia of nuclear winter. They are the Fisted Races and they struggle against the tattered remnant of Humanity for what little resources are left on a battered Earth. Ryon, Tigris, Kanid and Pantor; all equal...

My Little Dark Side

The Magician

~ENTER THE COLLEGIUM IF YOU DARE~ It sits between dreams and nightmares, reality and fantasy, black and white. It sits upon magic, the magic of Merlin, and the magic that has been successfully kept secret from the world for centuries. It is the Collegium. It is sick. It must be saved. Copyright © 2014 by Jack Paglia...

The Best Part of Hello [sample]

Kayla's senior year trip is supposed to be the icing on the cake. Good grades, a perfect boyfriend, and a future she's always imagined. But when their plane emergency stops in Rome, Italy because of a record-breaking storm, sixty seniors have to learn how to adapt. But in an airport not prepared, a language barrier an...

Spare me Dear Alpha

Emily- Emily is described as the most beautiful person in the world. She is often referred to as a Goddess. She has eyes that one can easily get lost in. She is a great friend that cares about people and makes the world a better place. She is easy to love too. That's how I'm supposed to be but then again, it's not...

Naughty Little Joke Book

Funny short stories guaranteed to make you laugh out loud. Sources: stuff I've heard from friend, family, readers, and other folk who thought they'd spread some joy and laughter.

Death Stands Alone

They say he stalks the shadows, awaiting any and all who stray to far from the light. That he comes to you most when you're sleeping. But Death is everywhere, you just don't know it. He could be that person that lives next door, or the person who walks beside you on your way to work. But one thing is for sure Death wi...

funny jokes and facts -part 1-

There will be a lot of funny jokes and facts If you don´t like the jokes, just stop reading it !!! and please no hate !! It hurts !!!!! :( If you follow us we'll give you dedication <3 We hope you will enjoy !! :) BananaMinions492 :) BOOK 2 IS UP !!!! <3

ARROWHEART (The Love Curse)

STARTED ON WATTPAD AND NOW IT'S A PUBLISHED BOOK! A Greek God that's made a terrible mistake. Girls with the power to kiss the boys and make them cry. And a love that's doomed to fail... GET YOUR COPY OF ARROWHEART TODAY: https://goo.gl/forms/wvVnXZBWNzvLNzG42 The gods are gone. The people have forgotten them. But 16...

Devil's Touch

Sequel to Don't Touch and Book Two of the fan-dubbed Touch Series. Its been nearly a month since Greg Allen was kidnapped by Logan, a boy who he believed to be a friend but in reality he was a Devil who wanted Greg for his own purposes. He'd been rescued by a strange Hellhound named Synder who doesn't give Greg much o...

The Duke's Daughter -Wattys2014 Collector's Dream Award Winner-

The Duke of Marlborough has signed betrothal contracts on behalf of his daughter, Lady Arianna Kent. But Arianna is not the type to blindly follow her father's biddings. It is not long before Arianna has different plans for her life and as the wedding date draws near, she sets sail for the colonies. Life isn't as easy...

Nerd gone wolf.

To say Alicia Henderson was the nerd of the year was an understatement. At 16 parties and friends were far from her mind. She went to the library ore than the mall. Discovery and the history channel was all she watched. Her family were never home. So no one noticed when she walked in her house and was attacked by a ra...

The Queen's Riddle: A Faery Story

Two rival faery queens both want sixteen-year-old Nora for their own. The cost of their attention could very well be her death. The only way out of their twisted game is to solve a complicated riddle where the answer is the key to survival.

The Chase Begins (Now Published so Sample Only)

They met on a vacation in Hawaii. She was there to try and heal her broken heart while he was trying to escape his fame. For four days they played the happy tourist couple. Only on her last night there did she succumb to his charms. Brianna Morgan was known best in her town for dumping the towns most eligible bachelo...

Dawn of Vengeance

Jake Erikson, and Lance Gallows are two best friends who were both adopted into a secret order known as the Saint Shields, an order dedicated to the protection of mankind against all types of supernatural beings. Lately in Los Angeles more and more people have been disappearing leaving traces of vampire activity. Jake...

Herban Poetry

A small but ever-growing collection of original poetry from the mind of a 19 year old pothead. This is home to a large range of thoughts, feelings, and ideas that cloud my head in poetry form.

My Possessive Billionaire

Sophia will do anything to escape an arranged marriage to the arrogant billionaire, Enrique Monteiro, but he has more control than she knows. ***** Enrique Monteiro, a powerful Brazilian billionaire, has gotten everything he wanted in life. He has l...

Trouble✔ (Niam mpreg)

Jokes

I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

Haven: A Stranger Magic (BOOK 1)

Sam Dalcome thinks he is so completely average that no one ever notices him. Until he discovers a mysterious stranger outside his home. Bewildered, he tries to uncover the stranger's intentions. But Sam is sidetracked when he and his friend Travis discover a secret passageway deep in the town's quarry that leads to a...

1,000 Random Riddles

Welcome to a book about Random Riddles! In this book, each update there will be a new riddle for the readers to try and answer in the comments. I will "Randomly" choose someone with the right answer to be the winner and they will get a dedication in the next update. I'm aiming to write 1,000, or technically -as much a...

Scary Stories

{Original One Shot's} ✓ Some Nightmares, Some Real Horror - All Scary. Some Short, Some Long - Yet You Want To Read It Over And Over. Are You Scared Yet? No? You Will Be......

Catch Me

After overcoming a traumatic heartbreak as a teenager, Chloe struggled to grow up and establish her career, but after years of work, her life finally feels like it's back on track. That is, until her ex-boyfriend, Iñigo, shows back up in her life. *...

The Robber Knight's Love

Ayla has uncovered a terrible secret: the man she loves is in fact her worst enemy. As a mighty army gathers to destroy her and her people, she must ask herself: will he join them to destroy her? Must she cut him out of her heart to survive? Or is there another way – a way to forgiveness and... love? Sequel to Robert...

Dark Tidings

What happens when ancient magic collides with the internet? One thing is certain, modern life will never be the same again. A thousand years ago, a young thief, Tung, and a disgraced wizard, Madrick, are thrust together in an executioner's dungeon. In the darkness, Madrick reveals an incredible secret about a legendar...

Another stupid hybrid [Narry]

Harry Styles doesn't like hybrids.. Well, he likes Louis.. Zayn's and Liam's hybrid.. He's cute. But not the little blond one. Niall.. His mum bought him for his birthday and they made a deal. He stays for half a year and then they send Niall away.

The Wolf Inside - A Naruto Fanfic - Watty Award Winner 2013

****Winner of the Most Popular Naruto Fanfic Watty Award 2013/14**** **Currently being rewritten as the original is old and awful in this author's opinion** A coming of age story about a young Ninja, confused and hurt by the instances in her past, struggling to find her place and figure out what it all means. Can the...