big oger man wants to make love to you. for the people who never get laid, you'll find someone :) [includes smut, fluff, OnIoNs, and donkey] "i'm gonna spread you out like my personal feast" said shrek. we all want some good green dick in our life right? what happens when one day, shrek himself shows up at yo...
Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.
Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
In a world where the two presidential candidates meet and fall in love. Each support one another and their romantic attraction blossoms into an amazing new relationship, until one day disaster hits... / THIS JS A COMPLETE JOKE AND I AM FIGHTING WITH MY FRIENDS TO SEE WHO GETS MORE CLOUT ON A WEIRD FAN FIC SO PLEASE. N...
Bob's new postman is hot, sexy, and wild. How will he calm his urges?
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
this is a hot sext story about how one mistake at work causes a saxy steaming outcome between a squid and a sponge.
