Boblife Stories

I'm Bob but that shadow on the cover isn't me so don't worry I'm not a cat but if you saw me you would be surprised to see what I'm a shadow of anyway hi I'm bob and this is a story about me

There was a man named bob. bob was a cow. this cow was a man, kinda. Bob liked to eat grass. Bob liked to eat food. Bob liked cow. Bob was a vegeterian. Bob did not kill anyone cows. Bob killed bulls. Bob was nice. Bob was the second bob of his family. Bob one day was roasted. Thats the end of bobs life.