Chonky Stories

My name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way. im 17 years old. I live at Hogwarts, where all the wizrds are, and im in a physical relationshop with Dracco Malofiy. I dont have a job, and I get home every day whenever I feel like it (LOL). I usuly dont somke or deink or do drugs unless im at a MCR concert. I go to bed at 5 am and make sure I get 12 hours of sleep in my coffin, no matter what. After having a glass of warm bloodd and doing about twenty minutes of practicing playong the guitar before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until the afternon. Just like a bab, I wake up without no tireless or stress in the afternoin. I dont go to the doctur because if I did theyd just tell me im CRAZY (LOL)!!! im trying to explain that im a person whos tryingto live a very badass life. I have a lot of enemies becuz this place us full of dumb PREPS that cause me to loose sleep at night. That is how I deal with soviety, and I know that is what brings me hapinesss. Althoh, if I were to fight, well, YOU DONT WANNA MESS WITH ME!!!!

Explore with big George! He's a chonky boy just living his best life, read all about him from baby to big boy.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA IDK HE DO BE CHONKY THO Uh I'm sorry, I just write whatever the fuck I want on here Yaoi/smut or me asking how to kms Okay bye!!!!! :D

It has been a year since Meggy infamously lost the Final Splatfest; with Desti's promise broken and haunted by her failure, Meggy has become a depressed and obese NEET living off of cheap pizza and cola in some crummy apartment. Tari wants to cheer her up, and she'll do it in the best way she knows how; a sleepover! Surely there's no way that can go wrong... ...Right?

the 4th book of Shitposts

chonky.

( basic ass ugly shit )