Debbienelson Stories

❝ I'ᴍ ᴀ Cʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ! 'Cᴀᴜsᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ᴀ ʀʜʏᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ's ᴀ ᴄʀɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ 'ᴇᴍ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ᴏɴ ᴍʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ, I ɢᴜᴇss ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ Cʀɪᴍɪɴᴀʟ! I ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ sᴀʏ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀᴅ, I ᴊ...