Fuckmeintheassbecauseilovejesus Stories

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Officer Trash Can  by motherlordtrashcan
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Officer Trash Can by ʕ•ٹ•ʔ
In a galaxy far far away... *insert song allstar* SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME..... A couple of officers fight the battle of the clones of the dildos but what's a battle withou...
Chiccy Chiccy Nugg Nugg XReader by Frens_
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Chiccy Chiccy Nugg Nugg XReaderby Frens with "Bee"nefitz
Ffffrrrriiiicccckkkk nnnoddles and scerry vegetals. Chiccy Chiccy Nugg Nugg. Burger fries milkshake with fries. I LIKE. TO EAT. A CHICKEN POT PIE. WITH VEGETALS! All veg...