Funnyharry Stories

This story is more lighthearted and funny. It's the third year at Hogwarts, and it's where the main kids; Harry, Ron, Hermione, Draco, etc. go up against each other, trying to pull the best pranks on Snape. Whoever wins, gets bragging rights for the next five years at school. Who will win, and will Snape be driven to insanity?

Hi! I was bored, so I thought I should make a new story, and I was like,"what can I do that requires almost no effort?" And I came up with this. I hope you enjoy.

"Keep this, and you won't forget. Keep this and please. keep it safe" as a tear rolls down my cheek. "bravo! brovo! woooo the crowd goes wild" Harry cheers me on as I practice my lines to him. "You almost got me there. Was really in the moment" He adds as he wipes a few fake tears. Then we hear foot steps and sadly, harry has to go. I wave him goodbye and give him a smile as he climbs out the window back to the other side. Harry as been my best friend since, well, actually not that long. Probably a week or so. Sadly, we've been having to keep it a secret because he's from the "other side." You know like in the Simpson movie where they get the dome and Lisa meets this guy and Bart goes "lisa's got a boyfriend that she'll never see again." Its like Harry and my's relationship. Except Bart isn't singing it. Anyways, you know what it feels like when you first meet someone and it just. Clicks.

What if Harry Potter made a deal with Voldemort? The light really fucked up on this one. "Ruin me then, my lord." Oh he would, in a way you wouldn't think. But, a baby running around the dark lords home wouldn't be too bad would it?