Funnyprotagonist Stories

Shu Mei was a simple girl, living in a simple world, with an incredibly simple mind, and extremely simple enemies- Shu Mei: "Describe me 'simple' one more time and I'll castrate you!" saffron_mists: "... I'm female, there's nothing to castrate." Shu Mei: "I don't care! I'll still castrate you!" saffron_mists: "... I'll give you romance?" Shu Mei: "Really?? What kind of romance?" saffron_mists: "A simple romance." Shu Mei: "..." saffron_mists: "..." Follow Shu Mei's with her deceivingly 'simple' disposition and extraordinarily 'simple' journey as she unravels her past, her present, and her future together with her exceedingly 'simple' husband. (Shu Mei: "I am anything but simple!!!)

Setelah insiden memalukan di klub keterampilan rumah tangga khusus perempuan, Satoshi tanpa sengaja terjerumus ke pekerjaan sampingan membersihkan apartemen. Apa yang awalnya hanya sekadar bantu-bantu untuk pemilik kos, perlahan berubah menjadi kehidupan ganda yang kacau-menyeimbangkan sekolah, klien mencurigakan, guru-guru eksentrik, dan sebuah kerajaan layanan kebersihan daring yang terus berkembang-semuanya dikendalikan dari kamar mungilnya. Namun, seiring klien semakin aneh dan rahasia mulai terungkap, Satoshi menyadari satu hal: dia bukan sekadar mengepel lantai-dia sedang mengungkap misteri, satu apartemen kotor dalam satu waktu. update Chapter baru setiap Hari Jumat

Xiao Bai Yue is always a cannon fodder in her previous lifetimes. Dying before she could even date one person, this made Xiao Bai Yue irritated every single time she managed to regain her previous memory after her death. Xiao Bai Yue did not feel indignant, unwilling, and resentment like in the past. She was accustomed to it, it's like she was used to being a cannon fodder everytime. Finally! Xiao Bai Yue graduated from being a cannon fodder into a proper Villainess. However, Xiao Bai Yue need to become a proper Villainess first before she can gain the Final Boos Villainess badge! Xiao Bai Yue then found a store in the reincarnation realm thanks to Cordilia senpai! Looking at the flyer given by A'Yuan gege to double check, Xiao Bai Yue smiled. "Ooohhh, this must be the infamous [Halo Store] ... This is my moment! Finally! I must buy something that will help me graduate fast" Xiao Bai Yue can see it now, the Heroine trembling under her heels, Male Lead's all crushed underneath her claws and watched their beloved get bullied helplessly. "I will definately buy an Ultimate Villainess Halo!" Xiao Bai Yue exclaimed and charged into the store. Who would have thought she would get Scammed! *taken 1000+ damage hit* *falls down*_(┐「ε;)_ Where is the promised domineering Aura that is as cold as the Mountain Everest!? щ(゜ロ゜щ) Where is the promised Killer Glare that could make hundreds of people cry and tremble in fear!? Σ('◉⌓◉' ) Where is the promised Villainess Halo that could go against the Protagonist Halo!? (╬ಠ益ಠ) "(ﾉಠдಠ)ﾉ︵┻━┻ The heck is this!? Even if I got something, at least it should be related to being a villain! This is White Moonlight Halo, okay!? Bad review! I want my refund!" Xiao Bai Yue did not know what she would experience in the next few years. 'Please, I just want to become a proper Villainess.... Heroine sama..... Take your Male Leads back, I really don't want them. HELP!'

After a humiliating encounter in an all-girls home ec club, Satoshi stumbles into a side gig cleaning apartments. But what starts as a favor for his landlord spirals into a chaotic double life-balancing school, shady clients, eccentric teachers, and a growing online gig cleaning empire-all from his tiny room. As clients get weirder and secrets get deeper, Satoshi realizes: he's not just scrubbing floors-he's uncovering mysteries, one dirty apartment at a time. new chapter update every friday hope you enjoy it :)

"Huang Zhenghua, what are you doing in America?" "Me? I'm cultivating immortality." "Come on, I'm serious." "So am I." "Ha! There's no spiritual energy in America." "Who told you that? There's plenty-just hidden." Huang Zhenghua, a Chinese-American nobody, accidentally inherits the legacy of a powerful cultivator from the Beidou Realm. From that day on, while others chase money, fame, and Hollywood stars, he chases the Dao. Scarlett Johansson wants to meet him? "Not interested." Megan Fox? "Tell her I'm in seclusion." In the land of fast food and flat screens, one man dares to seek enlightenment-and maybe a little immortality-between yoga studios and Silicon Valley startups.

The novel was impressive, it was a mix of sweet, sour , spicy and angsty with a touch of real life experience. So the couple fated to bear the angsty part was the third side couple. The author has written every one of his characters as vividly as real life human, so the reader's heart also broke along as that side couple also broke apart and died. As the story end, one third of the readers cursed the author while another one third of the readers wrote out their own imaginations and concluded the end of the third couple on their own. The remaining people were soft-hearted readers who could only cry behind the screen. Suddenly, the screen of all the people reading the novel currently flashed out several bold letters and before anyone could read the content, the screen changed and another several letters appeared. [Congratulations! 🎉 reader Silent Abode🔒 for her entrance ticket to the virtual novel world of The Ugly Empress! Audience may watch and cheer for the participant through the live stream system...read more { ENTER } ] This notification dumbfounded the whole fandom, for a moment all the night owls who got the notification paused and then they all scramble to dive into the fan group chats, searched on Google, they all do all sort of things to get information about the system notification. They all neglected the ENTER button and only later did they find out the live stream channel. Whew... only uf they have enter the livestream at the first moment of the poor citizen who was dragged to the virtual world, they would have had seen a good show.. Alas...