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i started panicking. "haitaher! gaerougah!!" i purred in my most sexy voice.
the man - richard - started slowly backing towards the wall of EXTREMELY raunchy lingerie. this made me realize that the only solution was to flail my arms towards him. i continued to inch closer to his chiseled jawline and move my hips more frantically. i watched him pull out his iphone XR and dial 911.
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arnold is on a mission to fall in love. when he spots 12-year-old richard, the hottest boy in his fifth grade class, he is immediately smitten. the only problem is that richard has a girlfriend - and a lifetime of dark secrets to uncover.
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"where are my gay bois at?11?111!!"