Iamfred Stories

I'm not even going to try to defend myself but here's a warning: This stuff may scar you for life. This is a small access into my brain. You have been warned. It's just beginnings, ends, random ideas that I had. (oh, and the picture is my sister's model por-porfo-pofilililo thing. I can't say it. I just put it up to piss her off but somebody commented saying she was pretty XD Haha! I look like her.) If you really like one of these stories ask me and I'll probably give it to you *shrugs in a 'whatever.' manner* Oh, and the depression one is true. Comment if you ever felt like that before.

IAmFred: All the useless facts no one wants to read about

Okay, before I write a description I want to say: I got pissed at all the 'OMG, Harry had a twin!' stories so I decided to write a good one! Hehe. I'm not vain - AT ALL. Anyway, here we go... My name is Yvaine Potter and if you pronounce it wrong I will break your face. E-vein. Here's some things you might need to know about me: -I'm very violent. -I curse every second word. -I love my dog more than my mother. -I HATE Tom Riddle. -My favorite colour is greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen. -I'm a Slytherin (I can imagine your face - :O) -I'm a sexy beast. 'nough said...