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The original title was supposed to be 'The big quest for an obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant animal, birthday cake, large fries and chocolate shake' but I couldn't fit it in lmao PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY LMAO THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE Also Gibby from iCarly was supposed to be the protagonist of this crackfic but he got outshined by the Backyardigans smh Don't read if you want consistent dialogue apostrophes HJHADKDJKDJF THIS TOOK 25 PAGES IN GOOGLE DOCS

i was on the edge of everything so i wrote about it