Johnflansburgh Stories

" 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐧𝐨 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐞𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐠𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐮𝐬 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝. 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐨𝐝𝐝𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬, 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐬 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐱𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐧-𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐦𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐞. " ----------- They needed each other, but someone else had other plans...one that would shatter them for life... ⋆｡°✩

after years of being stuck in an orphanage, (y/n) finally gets adopted by the two johns of they might be giants, their favorite band. how will they adapt to their new life?

this is a continuation of another story on this platform that i will link! full first chapter not mine! i am making this because the original is discontinued and i believe it is a good story. (safe to say a story that hasn't been touched for 2 years discontinued) support the original here: https://www.wattpad.com/1298882335-adopted-by-they-might-be-giants-one sorry for my mediocre writing skills this is my first time publishing anything 😅 enjoy!

You get to bear witness to the Mono Puff Reunion in 2028. This is a joke.