A Human Is A Diamonds Best Friendby juanitas_universe
A story based on a request from @LurkerBelow. It wouldn't fit in any of my other stories, so I'm making you a book.
Actual summary: In an alternate world, Steven Univer...
Drunken Conniverseby juanitas_universe
Basically, it's me trying to write top tier Conniverse while hopelessly high, drunk, tired or all three. Why? idfk dude just laugh with me.