Melbrooks Stories

brian is gay. he has always been gay. and to be honest he was okay with gay. he wasn't any drag queen but he wasn't about to make out with any girls. tony isn't gay. he couldn't be. he is homophobic for fuck's sake. he protests gay marriage, he watches Mel Brooks, he plays rugby, he is as unfathomable as one can get. it was one of those enjoyable protests that tony made the unrealistic friend imaginable. he met Brian.

Hey! And welcome to this where you would try to guess the first set of lyrics from musicals. There's many so I'm gonna put up ten songs and the answers at the end. There is no winner or loser but can you see if you're a broadway geek or not?

My tribute to the legendary actor, writer, and comedian Gene Wilder, Willy Wonka himself.

Mavis, the 117-year-old daughter of Count Dracula, has dreams of exploring the world one day. The only thing getting in the way of that dream is her father, whose experience with humans isn't exactly the greatest. However, that experience is also outdated by over a century, something that Mavis hopes to change. I only take credit for the plot and my original characters.