Paininthebutt Stories

me telling my love to @perfectionistthomson

Subordinate clauses are difficult, I've been doing them wrong for a long time til now and no one ever told me, so you don't ever have to find out the hard way, here's so...

The story of my life. This might be a bit weird, because this is my first time writing. Also there's going to be very very slow updates because I'm going through some s...

"Get up you piece of crap!" I role over groaning at last nights pains in the butt or my father whichever one you prefer. He bursted in to my room. "Get up...