Probablynotoriginal Stories

Welcome to Shit Siri Says, this is a story completely told about all the funny, insane, crazy, and, let's be honest, stupid things Siri says. I hope you get some laughs...

Skeppy is starting a new dog walking business. Who knows who he could meet? And what could possibly go wrong? (slight smut, dnf, karlnap,quacksoot,skephalo(duh))

No, this is not a Japanese horror film, This is Rylee's life. Rylee is a 12 year old girl turning 13 in a week. Rylee is picked on, bullied, called ugly, and has an amaz...