shadesofmint
where liam's tired of sophia's bullshit, so he breaks up with her and meets zayn, who also recently broke up with his girlfriend
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or where both zayn and liam have dumped their girlfriends, so when they meet in the ymca, they converse about how dumb girls and unreasonable girls can be.
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"girls, please, please allow my voice to calm you down.
boys understand. girls will never listen or learn."
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@posttraumatic idea