Whyyyyyyyyyyy Stories

Well... Why not? XD Ash did it, Leah did it, so... Why not? .... I'm already regretting this-

Frustration planning CAUSE OF STUPID GLITCH!!!!

I mean, I have skin the smoothness of a pearl, and I have hair to kill, but nobody would like me. And I can fly, kill mosquitoes with with a glance, I never sweat and I don't have ever look ugly.... but nobody would like me. I suck.