
zombie stripperby Curti Shoup
Wrote this years ago back when I was friends with my ex best friend this is how close we were and how we would literally talk to each other

I'm dating a unicorn (humor)by Melanie Moreno
I'm dating a unicorn... unicorns don't exist //::::
{WARNING- randomness included}
JUST TO LET YA KNOW, I PROBABLY WROTE THIS DRUNK OR HIGH *ON LIFE* ( i dont do dat...