Hi my name is Zoey Anderson. You don't know me yet but, your about to. You may be reading this and thinking this is probably some love story going bad and then she finds happiness in the end same old same old but, then you would be wrong. You see by the time you finish reading this you will A. Say sorry to your girlfriend for being a dick B. Actually don't cheat on her oh and C. Hate every male character in this story because they are the dicks not you; well you might be but, we don't know that...yet. So all I could say is sit back relax and just enjoy my little story about the downside of being me.