Kakashi Hatake is finally marrying his longtime girlfriend, Miyukki Haruno. Naturally, they invite their students. Some of them pair up as dates, others take their friends... and then there's Sasuke Uchiha. His friends are already taken, so he's left going solo. Naruto Uzumaki, his best friend, then concocts a mild scheme by suggesting that Sasuke's date be Ichiki Kuran -- the only person more antisocial than Sasuke himself. This should be interesting. || dedicated to @AnisaEucliffe ||